TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
11-10-25
APPROVED
Comfort Gecko
Strength50
Speed90
Endurance70
Technique92
Molecular Density0.3
Existential Dread40
Fingers4
Toes4
TALE OF THE TAPE
Comfort Gecko VS Cell Longarms
Cell Longarms
60Strength
85Speed
70Endurance
88Technique
1.5Molecular Density
55Existential Dread
22Fingers
8Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Comfort Gecko
Violence concluded.
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