TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
11-11-25
APPROVED
Yogurt the Destroyer
Strength92
Speed48
Endurance95
Technique65
Molecular Density1.1
Existential Dread18
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Yogurt the Destroyer VS Home Depot Manager
Home Depot Manager
64Strength
78Speed
99Endurance
59Technique
83.4Molecular Density
96Existential Dread
9Fingers
8Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Home Depot Manager
Violence concluded.
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