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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED
11-11-25
APPROVED
📅 Scheduled Violence Tuesday, November 11, 2025 at 6:00 PM
⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE
The Ellipsis

The Ellipsis

Strength66
Speed78
Endurance81
Technique75
Molecular Density0.3
Existential Dread99
Fingers7
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
The Ellipsis VS Deja Vu
Deja Vu

Deja Vu

75Strength
82Speed
68Endurance
75Technique
1.1Molecular Density
88Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes

🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR

The Ellipsis
Violence concluded.
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