TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
11-11-25
APPROVED
Borrowed Time
Strength72
Speed78
Endurance69
Technique81
Molecular Density1.4
Existential Dread44
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Borrowed Time VS Phantom Vibration
Phantom Vibration
38Strength
112Speed
75Endurance
75Technique
0.0Molecular Density
93Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Borrowed Time
Violence concluded.
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