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🥊 SPOODBLORT

⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED
11-11-25
APPROVED
📅 Scheduled Violence Tuesday, November 11, 2025 at 7:00 PM
⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE
Maybe Tomorrow

Maybe Tomorrow

Strength55
Speed75
Endurance85
Technique88
Molecular Density1.5
Existential Dread90
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Maybe Tomorrow VS The Vorpal Avenger
The Vorpal Avenger

The Vorpal Avenger

77Strength
68Speed
79Endurance
76Technique
26.0Molecular Density
81Existential Dread
11Fingers
8Toes

🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR

Maybe Tomorrow
Violence concluded.
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