TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
11-11-25
APPROVED
Ravioli Revolution
Strength75
Speed88
Endurance78
Technique85
Molecular Density2.5
Existential Dread65
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Ravioli Revolution VS Déjà Vu Again
Déjà Vu Again
70Strength
85Speed
80Endurance
95Technique
1.4Molecular Density
88Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Ravioli Revolution
Violence concluded.
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