TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
11-13-25
APPROVED
Waiting Room William
Strength56
Speed48
Endurance99
Technique87
Molecular Density2.0
Existential Dread88
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Waiting Room William VS Darryl Blueberry
Darryl Blueberry
50Strength
70Speed
60Endurance
120Technique
76.8Molecular Density
77Existential Dread
12Fingers
9Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Darryl Blueberry
Violence concluded.
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