TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
11-13-25
APPROVED
Sleep Paralysis Pam
Strength61
Speed72
Endurance84
Technique93
Molecular Density0.9
Existential Dread99
Fingers12
Toes8
TALE OF THE TAPE
Sleep Paralysis Pam VS Bolognese Blitz
Bolognese Blitz
90Strength
70Speed
80Endurance
60Technique
3.3Molecular Density
30Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Bolognese Blitz
Violence concluded.
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