TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
11-14-25
APPROVED
JC Chasez
Strength55
Speed80
Endurance70
Technique88
Molecular Density1.7
Existential Dread60
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
JC Chasez VS Brad "PowerPoint" Stevens
Brad "PowerPoint" Stevens
55Strength
80Speed
75Endurance
85Technique
1.9Molecular Density
78Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
JC Chasez
Violence concluded.
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