Sprinkler System Sam vs Clippy “It Looks Like You're Dying”

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🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED

11-17-25

APPROVED

📅 Scheduled Violence Monday, November 17, 2025 at 4:00 PM

⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE

Strength80

Speed70

Endurance80

Technique70

Molecular Density2.6

Existential Dread28

Fingers10

Toes10

TALE OF THE TAPE

Sprinkler System Sam VS Clippy “It Looks Like You're Dying”

70Strength

90Speed

60Endurance

80Technique

1.3Molecular Density

52Existential Dread

12Fingers

8Toes

Clippy “It Looks Like You're Dying”

Violence concluded.