TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
11-21-25
APPROVED
Beans McBlase
Strength73
Speed81
Endurance78
Technique93
Molecular Density2.1
Existential Dread45
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Beans McBlase VS Chaos Windfall
Chaos Windfall
69Strength
85Speed
74Endurance
79Technique
1.7Molecular Density
90Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Chaos Windfall
Violence concluded.
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