TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
11-28-25
APPROVED
Lunch Break
Strength103
Speed41
Endurance88
Technique68
Molecular Density1.4
Existential Dread8
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Lunch Break VS Dr. Membrane PhD
Dr. Membrane PhD
34Strength
67Speed
81Endurance
118Technique
0.9Molecular Density
73Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Dr. Membrane PhD
Violence concluded.
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