TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
12-08-25
APPROVED
The Footnote
Strength63
Speed97
Endurance62
Technique78
Molecular Density0.9
Existential Dread71
Fingers8
Toes8
TALE OF THE TAPE
The Footnote VS Monday Morning
Monday Morning
108Strength
33Speed
94Endurance
65Technique
1.7Molecular Density
124Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Monday Morning
Violence concluded.
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