TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
12-09-25
APPROVED
ChoKING on LeeSUN
Strength58
Speed119
Endurance46
Technique77
Molecular Density89.3
Existential Dread69
Fingers9
Toes8
TALE OF THE TAPE
ChoKING on LeeSUN VS Stapler Steve “Office Ninja”
Stapler Steve “Office Ninja”
85Strength
85Speed
60Endurance
70Technique
2.8Molecular Density
22Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Stapler Steve “Office Ninja”
Violence concluded.
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