TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
12-09-25
APPROVED
99 Cent Store Samurai
Strength85
Speed72
Endurance71
Technique72
Molecular Density2.5
Existential Dread47
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
99 Cent Store Samurai VS Out of Network Nancy
Out of Network Nancy
78Strength
66Speed
79Endurance
77Technique
2.7Molecular Density
76Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
99 Cent Store Samurai
Violence concluded.
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