TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
12-09-25
APPROVED
Home Depot Manager
Strength64
Speed78
Endurance99
Technique59
Molecular Density83.4
Existential Dread96
Fingers9
Toes8
TALE OF THE TAPE
Home Depot Manager VS Live Leaked
Live Leaked
78Strength
65Speed
81Endurance
76Technique
15.8Molecular Density
82Existential Dread
8Fingers
11Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Home Depot Manager
Violence concluded.
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