TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
12-09-25
APPROVED
Background Radiation
Strength43
Speed75
Endurance106
Technique86
Molecular Density0.0
Existential Dread98
Fingers0
Toes0
TALE OF THE TAPE
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91Strength
45Speed
103Endurance
61Technique
0.0Molecular Density
127Existential Dread
1Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
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