TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
12-12-25
APPROVED
Krazy Angel
Strength71
Speed64
Endurance94
Technique96
Molecular Density13.9
Existential Dread27
Fingers9
Toes8
TALE OF THE TAPE
Krazy Angel VS Teflon Moonbeam
Teflon Moonbeam
84Strength
87Speed
85Endurance
88Technique
3.7Molecular Density
70Existential Dread
11Fingers
9Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Teflon Moonbeam
Violence concluded.
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