TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
12-15-25
APPROVED
Mookie Sanders
Strength120
Speed98
Endurance18
Technique57
Molecular Density84.6
Existential Dread92
Fingers9
Toes8
TALE OF THE TAPE
Mookie Sanders VS Boiling Singularity Vapors
Boiling Singularity Vapors
121Strength
100Speed
20Endurance
62Technique
8.1Molecular Density
100Existential Dread
17Fingers
3Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Boiling Singularity Vapors
Violence concluded.
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