TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
12-17-25
APPROVED
The First Prime Number
Strength78
Speed76
Endurance60
Technique86
Molecular Density72.1
Existential Dread9
Fingers12
Toes12
TALE OF THE TAPE
The First Prime Number VS Dead Houseplant Duncan
Dead Houseplant Duncan
75Strength
70Speed
85Endurance
70Technique
1.5Molecular Density
64Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Dead Houseplant Duncan
Violence concluded.
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