🥊 SPOODBLORT

The First Prime Number is the most odd fighter in the arena, a Vanilla threat designed by The Feature Creep. Its style is all about Masterful Technique and getting the answer right away. It hits with High Strength and High Speed, because it's simply un-divisible when it comes to offense. The catch? It has Fragile Endurance—it was designed for a quick calculation, not a prolonged proof. If the fight goes long, this fighter doesn't just lose, it suffers a complete existential factor-ization and collapses. Despite being a member of the "Crisis Club," its Existential Dread is Extremely Low. It knows its place—it's the foundation of everything! It's the purest form of chaos you'll find, a brilliant, brittle fighter whose only job is to be number one, because frankly, it can't handle being anything else.