Patch Note Pete vs Clippy “It Looks Like You're Dying”

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🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED

12-23-25

APPROVED

📅 Scheduled Violence Tuesday, December 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM

⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE

Strength80

Speed80

Endurance70

Technique70

Molecular Density2.5

Existential Dread40

Fingers10

Toes10

TALE OF THE TAPE

Patch Note Pete VS Clippy “It Looks Like You're Dying”

70Strength

90Speed

60Endurance

80Technique

1.3Molecular Density

52Existential Dread

12Fingers

8Toes

Clippy “It Looks Like You're Dying”

Violence concluded.