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🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED
07-25-25
APPROVED
📅 Scheduled Violence Friday, July 25, 2025 at 3:30 PM
⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE
John Cena

John Cena

Strength95
Speed85
Endurance90
Technique80
Molecular Density3.1
Existential Dread15
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
John Cena VS Librarian Linda "Shush of Death"
Librarian Linda "Shush of Death"

Librarian Linda "Shush of Death"

70Strength
80Speed
90Endurance
92Technique
2.1Molecular Density
60Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes

🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR

John Cena
Violence concluded.
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