TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
12-25-25
APPROVED
Banana Hammurabi
Strength73
Speed53
Endurance79
Technique95
Molecular Density20.0
Existential Dread85
Fingers13
Toes8
TALE OF THE TAPE
Banana Hammurabi VS Tony the Concept
Tony the Concept
43Strength
91Speed
72Endurance
94Technique
0.0Molecular Density
88Existential Dread
7Fingers
0Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Tony the Concept
Violence concluded.
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