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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED
12-25-25
APPROVED
📅 Scheduled Violence Thursday, December 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE
Banana Hammurabi

Banana Hammurabi

Strength73
Speed53
Endurance79
Technique95
Molecular Density20.0
Existential Dread85
Fingers13
Toes8
TALE OF THE TAPE
Banana Hammurabi VS Tony the Concept
Tony the Concept

Tony the Concept

43Strength
91Speed
72Endurance
94Technique
0.0Molecular Density
88Existential Dread
7Fingers
0Toes

🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR

Tony the Concept
Violence concluded.
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