TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
12-26-25
APPROVED
Slosh Gulp
Strength60
Speed75
Endurance80
Technique85
Molecular Density1.4
Existential Dread85
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Slosh Gulp VS Fist Sundaze
Fist Sundaze
65Strength
20Speed
120Endurance
95Technique
44.7Molecular Density
94Existential Dread
10Fingers
9Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Fist Sundaze
Violence concluded.
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