Barista Brad "Caffeine Crusher" vs Crying in Cars Caroline

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🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED

12-30-25

APPROVED

📅 Scheduled Violence Tuesday, December 30, 2025 at 7:30 PM

⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE

Strength60

Speed90

Endurance70

Technique85

Molecular Density1.9

Existential Dread70

Fingers10

Toes10

TALE OF THE TAPE

Barista Brad "Caffeine Crusher" VS Crying in Cars Caroline

70Strength

86Speed

62Endurance

83Technique

1.8Molecular Density

92Existential Dread

10Fingers

10Toes

Barista Brad "Caffeine Crusher"

Violence concluded.