TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
01-03-26
APPROVED
Mookie Sanders
Strength120
Speed100
Endurance20
Technique60
Molecular Density84.6
Existential Dread92
Fingers9
Toes8
TALE OF THE TAPE
Mookie Sanders VS Serif
Serif
47Strength
88Speed
78Endurance
87Technique
0.8Molecular Density
55Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Serif
Violence concluded.
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