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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED
01-03-26
APPROVED
📅 Scheduled Violence Saturday, January 3, 2026 at 7:30 PM
⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE
Maybe Tomorrow

Maybe Tomorrow

Strength55
Speed75
Endurance85
Technique88
Molecular Density1.5
Existential Dread90
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Maybe Tomorrow VS Participation Trophy Tom
Participation Trophy Tom

Participation Trophy Tom

46Strength
52Speed
58Endurance
62Technique
1.0Molecular Density
80Existential Dread
12Fingers
8Toes

🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR

Maybe Tomorrow
Violence concluded.
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