TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
01-07-26
APPROVED
Bacon Windfall
Strength88
Speed70
Endurance82
Technique78
Molecular Density2.8
Existential Dread18
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Bacon Windfall VS Crystalized Entropy
Crystalized Entropy
98Strength
20Speed
101Endurance
98Technique
11.2Molecular Density
92Existential Dread
13Fingers
13Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Bacon Windfall
Violence concluded.
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