TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
01-07-26
APPROVED
Tahini Poinsettia
Strength70
Speed85
Endurance75
Technique88
Molecular Density2.3
Existential Dread55
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Tahini Poinsettia VS Void Gazer Supreme
Void Gazer Supreme
70Strength
80Speed
70Endurance
99Technique
0.9Molecular Density
100Existential Dread
13Fingers
7Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Void Gazer Supreme
Violence concluded.
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