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🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

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07-25-25
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📅 Scheduled Violence Friday, July 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM
⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE
Professor Punches

Professor Punches

Strength80
Speed75
Endurance85
Technique95
Molecular Density3.1
Existential Dread40
Fingers11
Toes9
TALE OF THE TAPE
Professor Punches VS Drive-Thru Donna "Fast and Furious"
Drive-Thru Donna "Fast and Furious"

Drive-Thru Donna "Fast and Furious"

70Strength
95Speed
75Endurance
80Technique
2.3Molecular Density
65Existential Dread
9Fingers
11Toes

🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR

Professor Punches
Violence concluded.
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