Deductible Dave "The Crusher" vs Slobby Joe Jr.

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🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED

01-14-26

APPROVED

📅 Scheduled Violence Wednesday, January 14, 2026 at 4:30 PM

⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE

Strength71

Speed85

Endurance70

Technique74

Molecular Density3.2

Existential Dread63

Fingers10

Toes10

TALE OF THE TAPE

Deductible Dave "The Crusher" VS Slobby Joe Jr.

96Strength

75Speed

60Endurance

69Technique

30.0Molecular Density

98Existential Dread

12Fingers

6Toes

Deductible Dave "The Crusher"

Violence concluded.