TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
01-14-26
APPROVED
Serif
Strength47
Speed88
Endurance78
Technique87
Molecular Density0.8
Existential Dread55
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Serif VS The Intern
☠️ The Intern ☠️
61Strength
78Speed
95Endurance
66Technique
1.0Molecular Density
109Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Serif
Violence concluded.
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