TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
01-15-26
APPROVED
Nancy From HR
Strength66
Speed87
Endurance84
Technique63
Molecular Density83.0
Existential Dread100
Fingers12
Toes11
TALE OF THE TAPE
Nancy From HR VS Lawnmower Jesus
Lawnmower Jesus
74Strength
68Speed
52Endurance
106Technique
92.4Molecular Density
77Existential Dread
11Fingers
9Toes
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