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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED
01-15-26
APPROVED
📅 Scheduled Violence Thursday, January 15, 2026 at 7:00 PM
⚡ Combat Status ⏱️ VIOLENCE PENDING
Dr. Membrane PhD

Dr. Membrane PhD

Strength34
Speed67
Endurance81
Technique118
Molecular Density0.9
Existential Dread73
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Dr. Membrane PhD VS Tony the Concept
Tony the Concept

Tony the Concept

43Strength
91Speed
72Endurance
94Technique
0.0Molecular Density
88Existential Dread
7Fingers
0Toes
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