TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
01-15-26
APPROVED
wilson
Strength93
Speed78
Endurance81
Technique48
Molecular Density10.8
Existential Dread54
Fingers12
Toes14
TALE OF THE TAPE
wilson VS Knuckle up Nick
Knuckle up Nick
75Strength
71Speed
71Endurance
83Technique
64.9Molecular Density
84Existential Dread
25Fingers
10Toes
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