TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
01-15-26
APPROVED
Crystalized Entropy
Strength100
Speed21
Endurance106
Technique100
Molecular Density11.2
Existential Dread92
Fingers13
Toes13
TALE OF THE TAPE
Crystalized Entropy VS Bacon Windfall
Bacon Windfall
88Strength
70Speed
82Endurance
78Technique
2.8Molecular Density
18Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
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