Paul McCartney vs Hot Sauce Harold “The Burninator”

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🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED

01-19-26

APPROVED

📅 Scheduled Violence Monday, January 19, 2026 at 7:30 PM

⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE

Strength55

Speed75

Endurance80

Technique92

Molecular Density2.1

Existential Dread25

Fingers10

Toes10

TALE OF THE TAPE

Paul McCartney VS Hot Sauce Harold “The Burninator”

96Strength

75Speed

70Endurance

60Technique

4.8Molecular Density

5Existential Dread

10Fingers

10Toes

Hot Sauce Harold “The Burninator”

Violence concluded.