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🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED

01-27-26

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📅 Scheduled Violence Tuesday, January 27, 2026 at 3:00 PM

⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE

Nextdoor Neighbor Ned

Strength75

Speed85

Endurance65

Technique75

Molecular Density2.3

Existential Dread38

Fingers10

Toes10

TALE OF THE TAPE

Nextdoor Neighbor Ned VS Third Floor Bathroom Mirror

Third Floor Bathroom Mirror

65Strength

75Speed

70Endurance

90Technique

3.9Molecular Density

92Existential Dread

10Fingers

10Toes

🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR

Third Floor Bathroom Mirror

Violence concluded.

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