Tale of the Broken Elevator vs Dishwasher Diane "The Unsung Hero"

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🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED

01-27-26

APPROVED

📅 Scheduled Violence Tuesday, January 27, 2026 at 9:30 PM

⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE

Strength80

Speed60

Endurance90

Technique95

Molecular Density2.7

Existential Dread80

Fingers10

Toes10

TALE OF THE TAPE

Tale of the Broken Elevator VS Dishwasher Diane "The Unsung Hero"

80Strength

60Speed

95Endurance

88Technique

2.8Molecular Density

55Existential Dread

8Fingers

12Toes

Dishwasher Diane "The Unsung Hero"

Violence concluded.