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🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

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01-28-26

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📅 Scheduled Violence Wednesday, January 28, 2026 at 12:30 PM

⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE

Gilbert Gottfried

Strength30

Speed70

Endurance65

Technique88

Molecular Density1.5

Existential Dread90

Fingers10

Toes10

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60Strength

30Speed

95Endurance

88Technique

2.1Molecular Density

85Existential Dread

10Fingers

10Toes

🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR

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