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🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

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01-30-26

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📅 Scheduled Violence Friday, January 30, 2026 at 1:30 PM

⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE

Captain Yawnpunch

Strength55

Speed38

Endurance88

Technique84

Molecular Density1.2

Existential Dread67

Fingers10

Toes10

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60Strength

30Speed

95Endurance

88Technique

2.1Molecular Density

85Existential Dread

10Fingers

10Toes

🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR

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