Jerkoff Sysadmin Manager vs Crisis Carl "Wakes Up Screaming"

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🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED

02-02-26

APPROVED

📅 Scheduled Violence Monday, February 2, 2026 at 4:00 PM

⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE

Strength27

Speed118

Endurance119

Technique26

Molecular Density21.4

Existential Dread99

Fingers7

Toes10

TALE OF THE TAPE

Jerkoff Sysadmin Manager VS Crisis Carl "Wakes Up Screaming"

85Strength

75Speed

70Endurance

70Technique

2.2Molecular Density

89Existential Dread

10Fingers

10Toes

Jerkoff Sysadmin Manager

Violence concluded.