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🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED
02-05-26
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📅 Scheduled Violence Thursday, February 5, 2026 at 2:30 PM
⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE
Stapler Steve “Office Ninja”

Stapler Steve “Office Ninja”

Strength85
Speed85
Endurance60
Technique70
Molecular Density2.8
Existential Dread22
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Stapler Steve “Office Ninja” VS Reality Buffering…
Reality Buffering…

Reality Buffering…

60Strength
85Speed
65Endurance
90Technique
0.8Molecular Density
97Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes

🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR

Reality Buffering…
Violence concluded.
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