Jerkoff Sysadmin Manager vs Professor Punches

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🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED

02-07-26

APPROVED

📅 Scheduled Violence Saturday, February 7, 2026 at 6:00 PM

⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE

Strength30

Speed120

Endurance120

Technique30

Molecular Density21.4

Existential Dread99

Fingers7

Toes10

TALE OF THE TAPE

Jerkoff Sysadmin Manager VS Professor Punches

80Strength

75Speed

85Endurance

95Technique

3.1Molecular Density

40Existential Dread

11Fingers

9Toes

Jerkoff Sysadmin Manager

Violence concluded.