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🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED

02-19-26

APPROVED

📅 Scheduled Violence Thursday, February 19, 2026 at 3:00 PM

⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE

Stapler Steve “Office Ninja”

Strength85

Speed85

Endurance60

Technique70

Molecular Density2.8

Existential Dread22

Fingers10

Toes10

TALE OF THE TAPE

Stapler Steve “Office Ninja” VS Ctrl+Alt+Delilah

Ctrl+Alt+Delilah

75Strength

80Speed

65Endurance

80Technique

2.0Molecular Density

48Existential Dread

10Fingers

10Toes

🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR

Stapler Steve “Office Ninja”

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