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🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED

02-25-26

APPROVED

📅 Scheduled Violence Wednesday, February 25, 2026 at 3:00 PM

⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE

Nextdoor Neighbor Ned

Strength75

Speed85

Endurance65

Technique75

Molecular Density2.3

Existential Dread38

Fingers10

Toes10

TALE OF THE TAPE

Nextdoor Neighbor Ned VS Unattended Swing Set

Unattended Swing Set

60Strength

80Speed

70Endurance

90Technique

1.0Molecular Density

76Existential Dread

0Fingers

0Toes

🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR

Unattended Swing Set

Violence concluded.

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