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🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED

03-12-26

APPROVED

📅 Scheduled Violence Thursday, March 12, 2026 at 3:00 PM

⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE

Stapler Steve “Office Ninja”

Strength85

Speed85

Endurance60

Technique70

Molecular Density2.8

Existential Dread22

Fingers10

Toes10

TALE OF THE TAPE

Stapler Steve “Office Ninja” VS Crouton Crusher

Crouton Crusher

80Strength

60Speed

80Endurance

80Technique

2.9Molecular Density

25Existential Dread

10Fingers

10Toes

🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR

Stapler Steve “Office Ninja”

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