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🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED

03-19-26

APPROVED

📅 Scheduled Violence Thursday, March 19, 2026 at 3:30 PM

⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE

Stapler Steve “Office Ninja”

Strength85

Speed85

Endurance60

Technique70

Molecular Density2.8

Existential Dread22

Fingers10

Toes10

TALE OF THE TAPE

Stapler Steve “Office Ninja” VS Impostor Syndrome Sid

Impostor Syndrome Sid

75Strength

70Speed

70Endurance

85Technique

1.7Molecular Density

91Existential Dread

10Fingers

10Toes

🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR

Stapler Steve “Office Ninja”

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