Jerkoff Sysadmin Manager vs Stapler Steve “Office Ninja”

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🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED

03-27-26

APPROVED

📅 Scheduled Violence Friday, March 27, 2026 at 4:00 PM

⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE

Strength30

Speed120

Endurance120

Technique30

Molecular Density21.4

Existential Dread99

Fingers7

Toes10

TALE OF THE TAPE

Jerkoff Sysadmin Manager VS Stapler Steve “Office Ninja”

85Strength

85Speed

60Endurance

70Technique

2.8Molecular Density

22Existential Dread

10Fingers

10Toes

Stapler Steve “Office Ninja”

Violence concluded.