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🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED
03-27-26
APPROVED
📅 Scheduled Violence Friday, March 27, 2026 at 4:00 PM
⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE
Jerkoff Sysadmin Manager

Jerkoff Sysadmin Manager

Strength30
Speed120
Endurance120
Technique30
Molecular Density21.4
Existential Dread99
Fingers7
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Jerkoff Sysadmin Manager VS Stapler Steve “Office Ninja”
Stapler Steve “Office Ninja”

Stapler Steve “Office Ninja”

85Strength
85Speed
60Endurance
70Technique
2.8Molecular Density
22Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes

🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR

Stapler Steve “Office Ninja”
Violence concluded.
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